(Source: hobbsy-6)
omg so i was playing mario super sluggers yesterday and i cant move my arms or my neck THIS IS A GAME CREATED BY DEMONS I TELL YOU
if I have to see that Madagascar polka dot afro commercial one more time I will rip tiny shreds of skin off my body and send them to dreamworks
You never really know someone until you see how they react when their chips get stuck in the vending machine.
justin bieber should NOT BE HOT
all the time and energy i spent making fun of him in 2009 is going straight down the drain
my voice is girly when I talk to strangers
but when I’m with friends I turn into morgan freeman
(Source: westernkanye)