omg so i was playing mario super sluggers yesterday and i cant move my arms or my neck THIS IS A GAME CREATED BY DEMONS I TELL YOU

fairygodblogger:

if I have to see that Madagascar polka dot afro commercial one more time I will rip tiny shreds of skin off my body and send them to dreamworks

acutelesbian:

You never really know someone until you see how they react when their chips get stuck in the vending machine.

wintertimelovee:

Little Talks - Of Monsters and Men

zooeyclairedeschanel:

justin bieber should NOT BE HOT

all the time and energy i spent making fun of him in 2009 is going straight down the drain

my voice is girly when I talk to strangers
but when I’m with friends I turn into morgan freeman

(Source: westernkanye)